I DON'T TALK TO YOUNG PEOPLE!

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'
Roman cavalry choirs a-singin'
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN
Once you've gone it was never
Never an hoo~nest word,
And that was when I~ ruled the world

No srsly, liek, thur sum be1z plaiin out mah w1Nd0w and itz liek OMG sersly liek cum on guyz.
lulz i sayd cum on guyz. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funnie! liek srsly

Update: This made so much more sense in my head, yesterday. Liek srsly.