You should join this blog now so you can say you did before it was cool
OK. The title may be a little misleading. It says "before it was cool" which is completely untrue because it's cool right now. Seriously. This blog's gonna blow up faster than (insert witty pop-culture reference here).
But anyway, onto business. I have to confess something to everyone right here and now. I'm addicted to an powerful and debilitating drug. One that will most likely cause my inevitable downfall. It's called Gears of War 2, or the more popular slang term "gears", and it has a stranglehold on my sanity. The way gears works is that it releases certain chemicals within the brain which makes one experience feelings of euphoria or simply fooling them into thinking that they're having fun when, in fact, this is not the case but far from it. Once the user is peaking in violent, reckless and necessary elation, the drug kicks in. It's called "Losing is AGo" (that fictitious drug name sucked, wanna fight about it?!) or LAG for short. The drug has many side effects some of which include wanting to destroy your XBOX 360 or anything else you can get your hands on, yell profanities into the microphone, or insult other users' mothers. But there is a fix, but it is just as unethical as actually using gears; bridging host. User who bridge host do not feel any of the negative side of effects of LAG, only the euphoria. If you yourself, or anyone you know is an abuser, call this toll-free hot line at 1-(800)-GETALYF or 1-(800)-438-2593. Help stop gears abuse.
By the way, if you're an abuser, leave your Gamertag in the comments 'cause my trigger finger is itchin' like my crotch after I did your mom.
But anyway, onto business. I have to confess something to everyone right here and now. I'm addicted to an powerful and debilitating drug. One that will most likely cause my inevitable downfall. It's called Gears of War 2, or the more popular slang term "gears", and it has a stranglehold on my sanity. The way gears works is that it releases certain chemicals within the brain which makes one experience feelings of euphoria or simply fooling them into thinking that they're having fun when, in fact, this is not the case but far from it. Once the user is peaking in violent, reckless and necessary elation, the drug kicks in. It's called "Losing is AGo" (that fictitious drug name sucked, wanna fight about it?!) or LAG for short. The drug has many side effects some of which include wanting to destroy your XBOX 360 or anything else you can get your hands on, yell profanities into the microphone, or insult other users' mothers. But there is a fix, but it is just as unethical as actually using gears; bridging host. User who bridge host do not feel any of the negative side of effects of LAG, only the euphoria. If you yourself, or anyone you know is an abuser, call this toll-free hot line at 1-(800)-GETALYF or 1-(800)-438-2593. Help stop gears abuse.
By the way, if you're an abuser, leave your Gamertag in the comments 'cause my trigger finger is itchin' like my crotch after I did your mom.
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