That Would Happen to Me! #1
Every now and then, something happens to someone out that just makes them think "That would happen to me!" But more so often than others this happens with me. So I've decided to document these events whenever they occur and share them with the rest of the world, however mundane they are.
Once upon a typical summer day, I decided I was going to play some video games. But, the batteries on my Wii remote were running low, so to save the trouble of having to pause mid-game I took a trip to the store to buy batteries. I took my keys and money and left out. No problems here.
The next day my friend, Quoc, invited to hang out and I said yes. When it came around the time I was supposed to leave I, like the scatter-brain that I am, couldn't find my keys. I checked all of the places that I would normally throw them when I walk into the room and everywhere in between with no luck. Not even my mother, who usually finds everything that I lose, couldn't find them. They were nowhere to be found! It seemed as if they were taken into the abyss (more on the abyss later). Or were they...
...Which brings me to the final part of the story.This morning my alarm woke me up a little later than I would have . It was 6:50am and I had set the alarm the alarm to 6:30am. Given, the alarm volume was set very low for reasons I don't understand and it was dangling off the lower edge of my bed still attached to the charger, but that's not important. As I was getting ready to go to the gym (gotta look good for the lady), I was looking through sock drawer for socks that don't go all the way up to my knees when I decided that I would just empty the whole damn thing and search for it that way. You already know where this is going, so I'll skip the shit. Right at the bottom of my drawer were those fucking keys! I had to borrow my mom's keys or hope to god that someone was awake at 1:30am for about half the summer. But alas, there's nothing I can do about it now. How did they even get there?! How dose that even happen? I certainly don't have the foggiest idea. That would happen to me.
This wasn't as original as I originally thought it would be. So, here's this to tie you over:
Woah! Check out those moves!
Once upon a typical summer day, I decided I was going to play some video games. But, the batteries on my Wii remote were running low, so to save the trouble of having to pause mid-game I took a trip to the store to buy batteries. I took my keys and money and left out. No problems here.The next day my friend, Quoc, invited to hang out and I said yes. When it came around the time I was supposed to leave I, like the scatter-brain that I am, couldn't find my keys. I checked all of the places that I would normally throw them when I walk into the room and everywhere in between with no luck. Not even my mother, who usually finds everything that I lose, couldn't find them. They were nowhere to be found! It seemed as if they were taken into the abyss (more on the abyss later). Or were they...
...Which brings me to the final part of the story.This morning my alarm woke me up a little later than I would have . It was 6:50am and I had set the alarm the alarm to 6:30am. Given, the alarm volume was set very low for reasons I don't understand and it was dangling off the lower edge of my bed still attached to the charger, but that's not important. As I was getting ready to go to the gym (gotta look good for the lady), I was looking through sock drawer for socks that don't go all the way up to my knees when I decided that I would just empty the whole damn thing and search for it that way. You already know where this is going, so I'll skip the shit. Right at the bottom of my drawer were those fucking keys! I had to borrow my mom's keys or hope to god that someone was awake at 1:30am for about half the summer. But alas, there's nothing I can do about it now. How did they even get there?! How dose that even happen? I certainly don't have the foggiest idea. That would happen to me.
This wasn't as original as I originally thought it would be. So, here's this to tie you over:
Woah! Check out those moves!
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