Denise Milani; Give It Up

Oh, Ms. Milani; you tease us so with your pearly white smile, perfect body and your gigantic fucking tits! What the fuck is up with this? What exactly are you waiting for? I mean, if you're waiting for some modeling deal because you, unlike 90% of other models with huge tits, showed some dignity and didn't jump into the porn industry? Fuck that. It ain't gonna happen. The only reason anyone pays any attention to you is because of your massive sweater cows. No one has any respect for you. In fact, if you didn't have those chest bazookas (I love boob puns), then you would just be any of hot women, which in this day and age with the interwebs and what not, isn't that special. I have to hand it to you, though. You make people PAY (that is NOT spelling or grammatical error) for people to view photos and videos of yourself with a top on! I've had the displeasure to watch one of these videos (Albany gets lonely D':) where at the very end, you turn around and take off your top. What the Miguzi?! That is complete bullshit! Good thing I didn't pay for it like those other suckers. You know what you are? You're a con-artist! You trick all these fucks into buying a membership to your bullshit site knowing FULL WELL that all they want to see are your boingly-doinglies. And they will continue to wait because they're dipshits. But that's not my problem. One of two things are gonna happen: 1) everyone is going to catch on to your little facade and stop paying out of their ass to get teased or 2) you're going to get old and and your big kahunas are going to be dragging behind you. No one wants to see that (not including you sick fucks out there, and you know who you are!).

Rainy days in Albany sure do suck.