New Blog! God knows we need more of them... but too bad there is no God. GET THE PLATES 'CAUSE CHRISTINAITY JUST GOT SERVED! OH SHIT, SON!

I'm starting this blog because, like most college students with no social life, I have nothing better to do on my spare time which I have a lot of... ladies. "So what exactly is this blog about?", you ask? You didn't? Well, I'll tell you anyway; in its purest essence, nothing. I'm just gonna come on here whenever I have a thought that I feel like sharing with the rest of the world, however mind-bogglingly (try saying THAT ten times fast) clever and profound or unoriginal it is. I mean, this is my blog and I can do whatever I want with it. ANYTHING! Even forcing it to perform sexual favors for me. And there will be A LOT of them. And they will be sick. And twisted. And there will be blood. Oh, so much blood. Even more so than Kent's period, but more on that later. Anyway, if you found any of this in the least bit entertaining, then you should go ahead and click that little button that says "follow" over there on the right. I'd appreciate it. A lot. But not as much as those sexual favors that I mentioned earlier that this page will perform for me. Good day, everyone.