Derp

It's One of THOSE Nights, again. You know; no one answers your call, or they do and they blow you off (and not in the good way, either). What? You're not familiar with those types of nights cause you're not a loser? Well that's mean, me talking to myself! And I most certainly do not smell!

... my mom isn't one those...

... IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME! C'MON! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!

... Okay; twice. But still!...

GAH! You know what?! I am never speaking to you again! How do you like them apples?! ALLERGIC! HAHA, VERY FUNNY, FUCK-FACE!