Look At My Horse

Blarg!

There was this meteor shower the other and it was quite something. I started out my night with a SLAP energy drink because it was gonna be a long night. SLAP claims to give a cooling sensation that builds as you're drinking it. This was an unsettling thought given that most of the ingredients were chemicals whose name's I couldn't begin to pronounce. At least it only had 20 calories! Yum!

Then I was the Hairy Snarfalarfagus. And there was a shopping cart. This part was a little hazy, though.

Then we went to a park where I crowned myself the king of space. Apparently there were some good meteors, but I missed them all, at the park at least. In fact, me missing good meteors was a recurring theme of the night.

Anyway, from the park we walked to a cemetery at 1 in the morning. At several instances during this visit, I was more than certain a zombie arm was going to grab me and rag me to the underworld where I would have had to spend the rest of my days as a zombie hooker. Or zombie cocktail waitress. Besides the point. At least there I got a see a rather large meteor behind the trees. It was nice. But, again, I missed the rest that flew through the sky. Funny thing; that was actually the first meteor I had ever seen. Ever. Very cool stuff.

After that little excursion, we found ourselves in the campus center of the school for about 30 minutes. Chillin'. Just 4 guys shootin' the breeze. 'Twas nice. And warm. It was probably about 12 degrees Fahrenheit outside so it was a nice change of pace. Then we went to the "observatory" in the earth science building to see what was supposed to be the height of the shower. I put observatory in quotations because it's basically the roof of the building. Whatever. And it turns out that we could see the stars better from the cemetery anyway.

BACK TO THE CEMETARY WE WENT! That was pretty much the end of the night, although I did I have to go back to the park to get my wallet that I dropped as I was becoming the king of space. Then I went to sleep. On the floor of my friend's room.

I was high the entire time.

1 hour and 30 minutes 'til I get out of work. Modern Warfare 2, here I cum.