99 Problems
And sleep deprivation and neglecting my studies are definitely on this list of problems. Last night I got the crazy idea to pull an all-nighter for no reason at all. I even bought an energy to keep going throughout the night. But what was I doing that was so important that I replaced it with sleep? Playin' that Duty, is what! It gets better, though. When it came time to do my homework, which I shoud have done before I even started playing the damn game, I took my comforter from my lofted bed and curled up on the floor and took and hour long nap. Then, since I was on a roll with good ideas, I decided to "lay" in my bed "10 minute." Needless to say that 10 turned to 60 and I missed my first class (i.e. the one I had homework due in). No biggie. So, I say "I can "lay down" again for another couple of minutes until my next class starts." Are you beginning to see a pattern? Needless to say, I missed the second when I realized I was going to be 40 minutes late to it. Finally my common sense turns on and I get out of bed (no matter how much I didn't want to) and made it to my next class which I had a quiz in. That's a good thing. The bad about this was I didn't study for the quiz and I hadn't the foggiest idea of what it was going to be on. My best guess was "math" which didn't get me very far.
You see, Modern Warfare 2 is the newest in recreational drugs that is readily available to any and all who want in. It gets better; you only have to buy it once! That's right! No more late night drug-runs and awkward talks with shady drug dealers. It's a bit of a wonder drug.
But enough video game drug (anal)ogies. The only reason this post exists is to keep me busy enough to enough not fall asleep at work. I mean, with a job this easy ANYONE can end up falling asleep for some time without even realising. This is not to say that I haven't fallen asleep at the job (which I most definitely have), but that's besides the point. Plus, those times when I did fall asleep were completely intentional and planned, so they don't really count.
So yeah... only 2 more hours of this to go...
Maybe I can write an entry for 2 whole hours! It could be an epic; AN OTERO EPIC! This sounds epic and has the possibility to BE epic. BRAINSTORM!
There are soldiers. And Russian terrorists. And militia from Rio de Janeiro. And guns... wait a second; this sounds oddly familiar, but I'll go with it anyway. ANYWAY, there are these guys doing what they best, killing each other within a 10 minute time limit OR until 75 of them have died when suddenly a GIANT ENEMY CRAB APPROACHES! Now, people who were once sworn enemies must now join forces to take down a common enemy. ONE WEAKPOINT AT A TIME!
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the soldier: RAARagdwatydcwag KAPEW KAPEW KAPEW KAPEW
KAPEW KABOOOOM PEW PEW PEW PEW.
Robin Williams as the Russian terrorist: What's my line again?
And introducing Julia Roberts as herself: Wait what?
This summer, get ready for the action. Get ready for the suspense. Get ready... for....
*Small sounding explosion"
Toy Story 3: Redemption.
I'm falling asleep at the wheel here.
This wasn't much of an epic, now was it? Why did it turn into a cheesy summer blockbuster trailer? What thought process turns "epic" into what just happened on this post? Seriously! What the hell is wrong with me? I may have some form, if not very slight, ADD. That could be the only explanation for this. That, or I'M NOT HUMAN! DUN DUN duuuuuuuuuun! Find out on the next episode of DRAGONBALL Z!
Holy shit I need sleep. Badly.
