I'm just gonna describe my days happenings...

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(Note: I had to do some editing to clean up grammatical and spelling errors)

Crazy, huh? I'll never forget those smack talking midgets from outer-space. They don't seem like much, but those little fuckers can drink you under the table any time, any day!