But not anymore rich than I was before I stopped writing here. Speaking of which, when was the last time I made an entry? 2 months ago? Maybe 3. Who the fuck knows?

ANYWHO, I've come back to give the State of the Johnathon Address to all of my adoring fans. But with 2-3 months of absence, surely so much has changed since the last entry. Yes and no.

I think I've gotten a tad lazier in my absence. I mean, I don't even write in the 'ol blog because it has become too much work. Maybe I should drink those energy shots that my step-dad gave me. But I'm afraid to drink anything with a warning on it that isn't also alcoholic. What's the use if it's not gonna get me drunk? I don't want to spend a large portion of my day jittery and on edge. And at some point I actually want to get my sleep. Pregnant woman aren't allowed to drink that shit, either, which raises a whole host of other questions. But I'm not gonna ask or answer any of them. Too lazy.

You can't blame me for the laziness, though. There is one word that comes to mind when I think of the weather in Albany as of late: balls. This weather is balls. Every-goddamn-day it's been snowing. The past two days especially. There was a "snow day" yesterday. I put it in quotations because classes were only canceled up to 12:25PM where my class begins at 12:35PM. And on top of that, it rained. So now what was snow is now slush. Lots of fucking slush .I think this is should be the definition of "shit storm". Fuck you, mother nature. Or do I capitalize "Mother Nature"? Or fuck yourself. And yes, I know other places in the world have it worse, with the hurricanes, blizzards, and all that other shit, but fuck those places. I don't want to have to deal with that shit. I live in America, and nothing bad has ever happened to America! Right? RIGHT?! That's what I thought, voices in my head being voiced by James Earl Jones.

Whatever happened to him? Has anyone seem him in a movie? A TV appearance? Commercial? Last time I heard him was in Click. That was a nice movie; sad, though. I think the last time I saw him was in the old AT&T commercials. Or was it Verizon?

That was really off topic. Lost my train of thought... oh yeah. State of the whatever-Johnathon-bullshit. I still play Modern Warfare 2 and it is still the greatest shooter out there. In fact, just today I was mowing nigs down while using the Intervention with FMJ. Fucking godly. But I digress. I remember when me and my friends would use that phrase a lot. "But I digress." Those were some good times. Innocent times. Times before I knew the pleasures of alcohol and mary-jane. Whatever. Those also happened to be the times before I knew the pleasures of another kind... but I'll leave that to the imagination (Hint: it's sex).

Back to the present. Aside from Duty, I've been playing a lot of Melee. Still godly.

I think I'm getting back into the hang of writing entries. I haven't written in the blog for a while because I guess I forgot how to; ramble about whatever comes to mind. It helps to be at "work" since I don't actually do anything here.

Horseshoe.

SEE?! Shit is redonk!

Getting back on point. What else is new with me? Have I covered everything... lazy... Duty... James Earl Jones... yeah. I think that about covers everything for now. I'll save what I have left for another entry. Posts are rare these days...

It's One of THOSE Nights, again. You know; no one answers your call, or they do and they blow you off (and not in the good way, either). What? You're not familiar with those types of nights cause you're not a loser? Well that's mean, me talking to myself! And I most certainly do not smell!

... my mom isn't one those...

... IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME! C'MON! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!

... Okay; twice. But still!...

GAH! You know what?! I am never speaking to you again! How do you like them apples?! ALLERGIC! HAHA, VERY FUNNY, FUCK-FACE!

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So this is the first post in a long time. I bet you're wondering, " Where the hell has John gone for all these weeks?", but that's some mighty wishful thinking. You know; thinking that other people are thinking about me... think, think, think, think, derp. Whatever. I'm gonna do a little recap on the goings-on in my life since the last post.

Smoked gratuitous amounts of weed.
Played Modern Warfare 2. A whole lot.
Wished for death.
Took finals.
Failed finals.
Wished for death.

Hmm... That doesn't seem like enough to justify these incredibly slow posts, but you're a bitch so I don't care. You know who you are!

You know when you hit a slump, and nothing feels right anymore? Where everything that you usually enjoy doing just doesn't give you that same satifying feeling as it used to? Yeah, I'm in one of those. I think doctors call that clinical depression. I call it "fuck my life".

At least I have something to look forward to. Classes have concluded for the semester, my finals are done and I have a month of rest and relaxation to look forward to with my friends and family. Hopefully there's a good amount of drinking in the cards for this vacation because the gods know damn well that I could use it. Do you know what's it like being me? It's an incredibly dull life I live. I sit in front of my computer and TV screen for well over 8 hours a day. For the past 5 minutes I thought I was looking through the eyes of my Call of Duty character as he was dying. And writing in his blog, apparently. Holy shit! Good thing I'm giving this damn game away... to my suitemate. So essentially I'll still have the game no matter what I do. When I go home, my brother has it. Here in Albany, there are gonna be 2 copies of that shit at all times. FUCK! There's no escaping this shit. But I guess it's my fault that I'm so miserable since I'm not what one would describe as a "social butterfly" and other reasons I dare not mention.

Then there's those finals that I did poorly on (also my fault). That just sucks, much like my GPA.

Also, my posse lives in the city. This is not to say that my friends in Albany (all 3 of them) aren't cool. But still, mah niggas in the city is where it be at, whatever that means (I know what it means).

So yeah... that's that. I am so bored.